morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

(via bearemoji)


2 weeks ago // 372,841 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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2 weeks ago // 725,516 notes
ashtonirwinyesplease:

lukesarmpit:

THIS LOOKS SO FREAKING RAD HOLY SHIT

i wasn’t expecting this to be a 5sos post

sexycliffconda:

Nicki Minaj: This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles.
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s

5SOS Fam: Hey Mike… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)

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1 month ago // 2,998 notes
dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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1 month ago // 187,231 notes

calumfood:

there is always one person in a group of friends who is obsessed with bands

and I think this person is me

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1 month ago // 34,765 notes