sexycliffconda:

Nicki Minaj: This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles.
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s

5SOS Fam: Hey Mike… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)

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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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2 weeks ago // 172,646 notes

calumfood:

there is always one person in a group of friends who is obsessed with bands

and I think this person is me

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2 weeks ago // 34,574 notes

put-yourself-backtogether:

no sorry i haven’t heard of that popular top 40 song i’ve been living under a punk rock

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2 weeks ago // 69,243 notes
theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.
kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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